i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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