Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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