Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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