Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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