why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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