I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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