she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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