i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
What a fucking waste of an outfit
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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