I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
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