Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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