I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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