Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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