do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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