hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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