I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Randomize
