We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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