Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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