I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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