Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
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