the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
nutella sex= disaster
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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