Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Randomize
