Well apparently he's into motor boating.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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