She's JV to your varsity
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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