I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
is it fun? or sober?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
tell me about the eggs
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