As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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