yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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