Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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