She said her name was "party"
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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