My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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