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(219): View more from Indiana

The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes

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(317): View more from Indiana

honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?

(1-479): View more from Arkansas

what?

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your penis

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(513): View more from Ohio

He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.

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(415): View more from California

There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.

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(913): View more from Kansas

I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.

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(562): View more from California

In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka

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