I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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