Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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