Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
The struggles of a small town man whore
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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