As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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