the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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