But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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