So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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