oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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