You're so nebulous sometimes
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Randomize
