physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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