Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
dude. I can hear the air.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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