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I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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