i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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