Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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