So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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