I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
how do you play pong handcuffed?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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