they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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