Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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