The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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