that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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