I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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