So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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