You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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