Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
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